wall

Would act like a beacon of information, telepathic perhaps?

startx

its like taking the blue pill in the matrix!

apt-get moo

Would be either expectantly lame or the most amazing thing ever

ls /dev/AI

We can't have accountability if we're told it's impossible to know artificial intelligence composition.

firewall-cmd --zone=life --remove-reference=*rump* --permanent

Thankfully mastodon has real, proper, simple, and effective filters. The daily news has become like The Pirate Bay. Formerly useful, now polluted by the actions of those who just want to inflict their presence on the world, and make it so it's just not worth the effort of sifting through nonsense to get what you want, thus causing further distrust and disuse.

Not one command, but if two isn't allowed then the later one alone is just fine too.

fortune | cowsay